I have better taste than you could ever dream, buddy.

I'm not sure what this problem is even supposed to be.

You're right. Superhero movies are totally avoidable and have not completely saturated our culture. What was I thinking? If only I realized I could just never leave my house, go on the internet, or talk to anyone ever again.

There are 38 superhero movies currently set to come out in the next 4 years. The rest will no doubt will be other blockbuster and YA franchises and a few terrible comedies.

This isn't like railing against some CW TV Show that no one watches and no one talks about or railing against a single movie that will be out of theaters within a month or two.

But mine is the correct opinion brah.

But they're not good. If they were good, I would not be railing against them.

I don't know…I think some neat stuff could be done with Pattern Recognition and the footage. I don't remember much about the book, but I feel like you could get a pretty arty movie out of the idea of someone addicted to assembling together footage they find scattered around the internet. The idea kind of excites me…

I'm pretty sure Logan only semi-worked for me because it was just a breath of fresh air that it didn't follow the same exact formula and rhythm as every other superhero movie has lately.

Sometimes I find them enjoyable enough too, and then realize afterwards that I really didn't like 75% of the movie and that I mostly only reveled in what little difference there was between it and other superhero movies. They seem to operate like sketch comedy, where it's easy to remember the hits and everyone forgets…

They are impossible to ignore and they seem to drown out everything else at the theaters, making it harder and harder to see regular movies as they get pushed out to accommodate 5 screens for this revolting bullshit. Not to mention having to hear about them at work and being treated like a total weirdo for not liking…

I am female.

Well, I've been in superhero fatigue sometime since circa 2005.

Yeah…on second thought, maybe I don't want that power. I would probably ruin people's days/weeks/months/years/lives instead.

I have that book on my kindle. I wouldn't mind getting a hard copy but I can't imagine how hard it would be to read that in any sort of comfortable position.

Why do these get posted at 11 am when the reasonable people are at work?

It must be really awesome being able to make someone's entire day/week/month/year just for showing up and taking a selfie with them. I wish I had that sort of power.

Unfortunately, morons will trip over themselves just to see a movie they've already seen a hundred times before, but this one the hero has new hat. They've got to see that new hat.

Yes, that's why I want everyone to stop going to see them. That is the point of my tirade. Did I not make that clear?

Oh yes, because I don't like complete shit that you happen to like, it must mean that I just hate fun or that I'm just pretending to not like them just to annoy people like you.