That was one painful Raw this Monday.

My wife watches it. I just haven't been too interested in checking it out.

I haven't watched Legends of Tomorrow in a few weeks now. I'm trying to muster up some enthusiasm for it. So far I've been pretty underwhelmed.

Shit, remember when Dubya seemed frighteningly conservative? He was and is an absolute nightmare on a lot of issues, but Ted Cruz scares the shit out of me in a way Bush never quite did.

Fuck waking up feeling like I'm getting a cold and fuck my lack of physical and mental energy this week. I got home yesterday and barely left the couch.

Knowing (the cause of my symptoms) is half the battle.

Kould we please kankel Kocktails with Khloe?

I've been taking similar pills for awhile now as a dual result of side effects from a prescription that contains SSRI and my encroaching dotage. I take them on an as needed basis, though, which sadly, although I suppose good for the cost factor, means I don't need to take them that often.

It's true; the more time I spend without hearing Oasis, the more I heal.

Even when he had those powers, he rarely, if ever used them.

It's risky, but a movie about Cable and Deadpool as hapless pizza delivery guys might just work.

So then why Gambit?

He's the mutant hippie from Cajun City!

Hey, I love the original run of Excalibuur. Also, I'm going to assume it's exactly as awesome as I remember it so there's no need for me to go back and read it again.

The Submariner is going to take that barrel, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!

The first X-Men storyline I ever read was "Inferno." I thought Mr. Sinister was awesome and even better was Madelyne Pryor's Goblin Queen outfit, which somehow managed to just barely keep the tops of her boobs in.

Eleventh favorite X-Men? You're really overestimating my esteem for Gambit.

Moore, huh? Does he have some kind of connection to Flint? You think he would have mentioned it.

Andy Garcia says "know your role and let me get the tab."

Season One was weird, but I liked the eeriness of the idea that Starfleet had been infiltrated and maybe, just maybe it still was.