Owens was the perfect choice to toss him out, though. Whoever did was going to get booed so may as well have a guy who lives for disapproval do it. I loved his "welcome to the WWE" as he eliminated him. Owens is amazing. Zayn throwing him out was great, too. I also like that this possibly sets up feuds with Zayn and…

That episode introduced me to the title of "State Comptroller."

Dammit!

Sadly, he didn't come here during his recent tour.

He barely even stared at you!

And it's not like he needs an album to tour behind.

Alien Jesus commented on Weird Al's hair. What Flubba Gunto said next will SHOCK YOU!!

Al Yankovic blew his brains out back in the 80s. Bobby.

How's your sex life?

I started watching Blake's 7. The whole series is available on YouTube in good quality. I'm three episodes in and I'm enjoying it so far. There's a fun bit of world/galaxy building and the third episode already had Brian Blessed as the head of some cult in his full bombastic glory. Most of the characters are a little…

Newswire: People who like weed like talking about how much they like weed.

What the hell does any of this have to do with George Takei's play about Japanese American me being put in internment camps?

Aw, that's cute.

Nicholas Briggs would be my ideal choice, although I know it will never happen.

I was thinking that but apparently not typing it. By the way, how would you say that…?

Or Blacademy Awards for short.

The problem with a Polish fest is they all drown on the way there because their submarines have screen doors.

My grandma was not a racist. She was a homophobe, someone who didn't like non-protestant Christian religions, and a racist, but she was not a porn star.

This concludes our comprehensive three week course on Ireland.

Just don't say "Mixolydian" or you'll be banished back to your home dimension.