Archie is NOT fucking Mr Weatherbee!

That and the disgusted laugh he gives as he says it.

Short answer? "Because its fucking awesome, that's why."

Lando is a heist caper set in the Star Wars universe. That's one of the reasons why its awesome. His crew is a quite talkative and sarcastic Lobot, a lady Ugnaught historian and two assassins who look like Black Panther.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've said.

Hooray! (accidentally trips on an exploding rock)

Does this take into account Leslie - the one who was killed by a vampire cloud in Obsession and then inexplicably alive in the very next episode? Also, did I just out myself for being the biggest geek on the AV Club?

Landmaybe.

Base Moi. A friend got a group of us together to see this. We were promised a gritty, art house foreign revenge flick with steamy sex scenes. About 10 minutes in we all realized we'd been suckered into seeing a porno with poorly choreographed fight sequences. Amazingly, we all sat through the entirety of it.

ANY TIME is a good time to shit on Steve Bannon.

See also: Madds Mikkelsen.

"Sorry about the fender bender. And now…give me that key, fella."

MST3K wasn't a cult hit at the time. Hindsight and all that.

Is the end theme music the same? I gotta know.

Number seven will surprise you!

[SUNG TO THE THEME OF "BAD BOYS"]
Paying customers, paying customers
Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do
When you don't volunteer your seat?

Sure he does. He stopped in the middle of a battle with Ultron's robo-minions to chat with Vision about the balance of his hammer.

"……..Yeah."

Yeah, but he was only "really" the Master for about five minutes.

Young 1980s me watching: Hahaha the shoe salesman made a toilet joke.