Life on Mars.

Who is The AV Club, Alex?

I still miss Werewolf.

Here's a band-aid for your boo-boo.

We all thought Abe Vigoda was going to outlast him, though.

"Hey, aren't you the guy from Blink-182?" BZZZT!

Yes. It's called "Passage to Marseille", and it features Humphrey Bogart, Peter Lorre, Claude Raines and Sydney Greenstreet. And it ain't bad (if a little derivative of Casablanca).

So what? Big deal.

Yeah. By that reasoning, they're both rip-offs of Blake's 7.

It…can be two things?

Oi! My calculator is pretty godamned clean!

"We're a virus with shoes." - Bill Hicks

The AV Club
afraid of prostitutes

Hudson Hawk

Yep. If you don't like it, fine. But trashing people who like it? Dick move.

The thin-skinned blue line.

Great job, buzzfeed

"Draw."

sigh…you are right.

You just made me visualize John Ratzenberger having sex GODAMNIT