The video cuts off before Depp tearfully admits: "And I didn't steal no bike neither!"

"When you tell a 22-year-old to turn off the phone, don’t ruin the movie, they hear please cut off your left arm above the elbow. "

How else am I going to know where all the secret theater cats are?

I think I may have been one of the only two or three people who liked Billy Eichner on Parks & Rec. I was actually disappointed that they toned his character down in the final season.

But his face…looks….like a collie-flower.

"O'HARA!"

Lance Henriksen godamnit.

Rogue One 2: Bothan Boogaloo

Nien Numb didn't appear until ROTJ either. That didn't mean he wasn't part of the Rebel Alliance pre-ANH.

Nuts!

To Volstead. [drinks straight from the bottle]

McCloud!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3

There, there. [pats editboy on the head]

A man's got to know his limitations.

Those are great. I'm also fond of "That Which Survives". (And "Spock's Brain" is a guilty pleasure).

"I'm not going back, Jim!"

Demilitarized zones = how do they work????

If you really want to piss off Ellison, start spreading around the rumor that he actually penned "Spock's Brain".

I don't think Ted Cruz was ever a fan of Nirvana.