Wahlberg and McCarthy: they're cops!

Quitter.

We're very sorry, Bill Cosby's Internet Handle-er, I mean KingofWildThings!

The chances are she'll get off with life. That means if she's a good girl, she'll be out in 20 years. Gentle Herpes will be waiting for her. If they hang her, he'll always remember her.

The desktop cigarette lighter Bogart used (as Sam Spade) in The Maltese Falcon.

Acosta's next project is to make Voyager more watchable by shrinking the picture down to the size of the eye of a needle.

It's heroes like the famous World War I Flying Ace who fought and died so that we could have inconvenient erections, you know.

In 26 seconds.

Although aired as the first story of season 6, The Dominators was actually filmed right after they finished The Wheel in Space (the last story of season 5). Troughton may have been understandably tired during the Dominators and it showed.

I…I liked Dodo. [gets coat; leaves]

"Ziiiiip! FLOP!"

"the almost surreally annoying Nancy Kyes"

An 8 x 10 signed by a grumpy Lou Ferrigno at a convention. I was fanboying too much at the time to be offended by his curtness. It was about an hour or two later that I thought, "Man, that guy is kind of a jerk." I finally tossed it when I moved apartments three weeks ago.

Is this a…what day is this?

What's to explain? When I turned four, my dad gave me a bottle of Old Overholt and a vibrator and said, "Figure it out yourself, kid!" Sheesh!

"Sallah! I said no internets! That's five internets! Can't you count?"

Nah. Temple's better. Blanchett isn't bad, but Mola Ram is scarier.

I would think it would boil down to Short Round vs. Mutt. In which case - oh hell, Mutt loses every time, let's be honest.

Game Designers: We can't animate the wimmens characters for you so here is a zombie Kevin Spacey instead.

[calmly eats slice of apple while measuring Ana-Lucia for a coffin.]