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They retired the gag during one of their 10 F#@king Years segments.

He's so old, he has sex with Calista Flockheart!

Tomorrow's news: Carrie Fisher Head Trauma After Hairstylist Tries To Recreate Iconic "Bun"-do

No sequel is worth this.

Eric Idle's brief five second bit has always been my favorite part of the Argument sketch. Don't know why; it just is.

Not bad…for a minifig.

All right, we waste him. No offense.

Dwight: "Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?"
Creed (opens desk drawer): "What size?"

Best couple in Traveling Salesmen? Jim and Dwigt.

"Luz and Lip in the foxhole when the dud round comes down. Terror and relief all together at once."

Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then… Then…

"Something something pot Justin Bieber" followed by a stoner laugh. Probably.

"Freeeeeze! You bloody BASTARDS!"

"I won Dungeons and Dragons! And it was ADVANCED!"

"Watch this."

The clown was sponge-worthy, I assume.

Mine was Highlander II. Weeps…