RLY. I got out of the Army and drove a cab for 3 years till I found something else to do.

When I drove a cab I always carried a Slim Jim in the trunk to pop locks for folks who locked their keys in their cars and just called a cab rather than mess with it right then. If it was an older car and the slim Jim would work on it I could pop the lock for them, charge them whatever the fare would have been for…