Why is "conservatism is the new punk rock" cringy? Most art and entertainment is created by liberals, so anything not liberal would be alternative.

Aside from the rushedness that everyone else has noted, I'm disappointed that we didn't see King Jack, Ashi didn't disappear until her wedding day for some reason, and Gurren Lagan is apparently spoiled for me. Pretty strong finale otherwise, though!

Who was Zack Snyder idolizing, exactly? He certainly didn't like Ozymandias. In fact, he zapped most of Ozymandias' humanity out.

Yes, actually, that is a 100% accurate statement. (Not being sarcastic, that actually is better.)

"Under Obama, the idea was that the things you’ve looked at online are your business and your property"
N-NSA? Prism?

JENNY YESSS
THAS MUH GURL
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING HER SINCE FRIENDSHIP IS WITCHCRAFT

Oh. Well, uh, I do use a private account so I can go into mostly liberal areas and voice dissent without fear of being doxed. I wouldn't say I do "drive-bys," though, because I stick around. Sorry for blowing up at you. This is just a really sensitive topic for me.

I wish. I'm a janitor.

Are you saying my opinion doesn't matter because I care about my privacy? You don't know the life I've lived and the shit I've been through. I have every reason to care about my privacy. Hell, this isn't even a throwaway account! This is my main account! I use it for every site with a Disqus log-in! And before…

Not an argument.

He chose not to attend. The ban isn't even in place right now.

I'm hoping he watches it with Caitlyn Jenner.

Okay, how about this?

I read this back when it came out and it was funny.

So, does such a statistic exist? If not, why do you disagree with the one provided? And don't you think it's important to GET such a statistic?

Well, then, can you give me a reliable statistic on how much taxpayer money is being used to subsidize "undocumented immigrants," or does no such statistic exist, as ABC News says? If no such statistic exists, who's to say I'm wrong?

This country spends 100 billion per year on illegal immigrants. A wall will save us a ton of money in the long run. Therefore, building a wall IS important, and it is not "incredibly stupid."

Here's hoping he calls out Disney for rigging Best Animated Feature. ;)

I agree with the 7 year old, but for the wrong reason. It's not that building the wall isn't important, it's that PBS Kids is so insignificant an expense that we might as well continue to fund it. PBS Idea Channel needs to go, though, because it's too partisan for a government-funded arts project.

"includes a dash of sexiness"
To what is this quote referring?