If you're bringing up Ishikawa, though, then statistically, that guy's… not quite a fluke, per se, but a very average player who got lucky enough to have a big moment. His entire career is filled with seasons spent between -1 and 1 WAR, and even the home run in the NLCS is prefaced by him going 2/11 in the NLDS.

*reads Smith's post history*

That's also why the Doctor was pretty underwhelmed by the guy's "greatest fear".

And I wouldn't be surprised if part of the solution involved routing some TARDIS power into the banishing, considering the green forcefield at the end.

… are you for real?

What is dead may never die.

*crowdapes shit ghost*

Who wants a series about Chinese vampires? Apparently they get around by hopping.

(Actually I cook tripe probably once a month and rather enjoy it, so poor choice of words, I guess)

"I meant they need to get a new reviewer who is actually a fan of the show."

I'm sure they'll keep hammering them down!

Wouldn't it be funny if Joshua got raped by, like, 5 guys right now?

Yeah, I mean, Nathan's a murderous asshole, so his Mom being a jerk is pretty much basic karma.

*cough*

I, on the other hand, just end up having trouble feeling empathy for all fictional characters!

*frantically clicks the (less) option*

More than they like you, dude.

Feels like we need more SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!!

Except not, because you wouldn't be able to make your vocal cords function.

Yes, it's America's fault that people are shooting at it, not the fault of the people doing the shooting.