Not quite right: "So began a battle that none had expected; and it was called the Battle of Five Armies, and it was very terrible. Upon one side were the Goblins and the wild Wolves, and upon the other were Elves and Men and Dwarves."

Yes, meaning 'that which is deserved'.

Mike Scully, the writer of the episode, said he got the lyrics from his elementary-school-aged daughters.

Oh hey, I should mention—there’s no official start date yet, but I’ll be covering classic Futurama for the AV Club this fall(isn).

To make it up to us, AVC should classic review the first season, like they are with 30 Rock. They only did the second one as it was airing.

"That night they came, they came and took her — Alex. They took my baby." —Rousseau, Exodus, part 1 @avclub-ce7da3812ed2a993e2194cd75e94b18b:disqus

Her misunderstanding this is almost as bad as the Lost classic reviewer thinking that they were dead the whole time would be.

Will you be beginning Futurama reviews soon?

Three shall be the number of the dead guests thou shalt count. Four shalt thou not count.
Doctor Thripshaw shall have to discover a new disease to adapt to a film … clip, as his patient exhibits many symptoms of Wernicke's aphasia.
I appreciate the effort you put into these reviews, Zack. I wonder why this one received…

Man, I must have seen that show … twice!

He's Richard Appel's friend, the episode's writer.

People, people, that was all wrong! Moe doesn't have a Diners' Club card, he has a *pages through script* Players' Club card!

You could review the two specials that were missed.

In the commentary Mirkin and Groening said it was one of the singers in Tito's band, which is in the credits, as is Lennon in his episode.

It was George Balmaseda, part of Tito's band.

There are no millions of Australians who find Lilley funny. This series premiered to under a million, and it's crashing even harder than his previous series. His first series was OK, and it's been failure ever since.

Allow bootstrapcdn.com in NoScript. They're storing the 'font' that is those buttons offsite. At least that's what I had to do.

25.0.1, Windows 7 64-bit

The Facebook, Twitter, etc. icons aren't appearing in Firefox, just the boxes with numbers in them as if I don't have a font installed.

Classic Futurama