I don't know where you get your dogs, but I want in.

It probably would have been supremely fucking stupid to throw dog shit in Hitler's face, if nothing else.

I mean, it's objectively wrong to throw dog shit in someone's face, but it's just so hard to work up any outrage about it happening to this douchenozzle.

I'm sure the writer of the article is reading your comment right now, just kicking himself that he failed to make a convert of you.

Upvoted for 'histrionic pearl clutching'.

The Last of Us' storyline is already a masterpiece that needs no movie adaptation. Besides, a movie version would basically be 'the Road' with a girl instead.

It's just wonderful. From the bar-room brawl where Seagal uses a slap game to convince a man to the error of his ways, to his insane vision quest to Seagal's saying, with a straight face, that he loves a native man he met like two days ago, it's just fantastic from start to finish.

My God. I love watching Steven Seagal's European DTV stuff because it's so unabashedly terrible, but isn't he embarrassed yet?

I get where you're coming from, but it didn't feel particularly earned to me. He was set up as a very ruthless person — he killed an innocent man in cold blood — but he couldn't bring himself to pull the trigger on a man who, whilst relatively innocent, represented a major asset to the Imperials and a major threat to…

Only until the inevitable remaster where that informant awkwardly tosses off a poorly CGI'd blaster bolt at Cassian.

Until he inexplicably doesn't kill Mads Mikkelsen because plot.

If they could recast Mon Mothma, they could have recast Tarkin. That dead-eyed Tussaud's waxwork was really creepy.

Tudyk's robot did nothing for me (I was surprised to find out, after the fact, that it was Alan Tudyk). A lot of his "jokes" simply fell down flat. As for the rest of the cast, the only character I found remotely likable was the Rebel Intelligence guy. Pretty much everybody else had very little going on.

I would play the shit out of a Westworld-style Witcher 3 theme park.

The crucifixion?

The source material is fucking terrible, so they'd be better deviating from it wherever possible.

Goddamnit. This is a real shame. Preacher remains the greatest comic series I've ever read, and it's Herr Starr panels like the ones above that are half the reason it's so good. RIP Steve Dillon.

"Some Assembly Required" takes it for me. There's also "Go Fish", which I habitually skip upon every rewatch (I watch Buffy/Angel like once a year. I may have issues).

Command & Conquer 3 begs to differ!

I am picturing that TV show now. Just Spike doing Spike stuff, but his name is SPOKE and it's never ever acknowledged by anyone.