Seinfeld is unfunny.

I didn't realize how much I wanted a full-on Buffy orgy until she mentioned it.

She comes across as really intelligent and funny. That has me really looking forward to the television show she's working on.

Love Marsters, and not just for his acting. This whole interview is a gem.

"Can't even shout, can't even cry,
The Gentlemen are coming by,
Looking in windows, knocking on doors,
They need to take seven and they might take yours,
Can't call to mom, can't say a word,
You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard."

Consider yourself lucky that you didn't walk in on them.

It's not finished until he's dead.

His answer to question four fills me with the desire to start pandemonium.

Elle is fantastic, quite possibly Verhoeven's best. It might simultaneously be 2016's best black comedy, best thriller, and best character study. You should definitely watch it as soon possible.

This is a good list, but I must protest the lack of Johnny Guitar. Described by Truffaut as "the Beauty and the Beast of Westerns," it's a candy-colored, psychosexual melodrama for the ages.

It's clear that your son has inherited your critical faculties. At this rate, he'll be writing for the A.V. Club any day now.

Mike, I've been reading the A.V. Club for about a year and a half, and I didn't start reading this column until at least a few months after that. However, while I didn't always agree with your opinions, I enjoyed them enough to go back and read through most of the ones you did before I came here, and I always looked…

This was a great article, Ignatiy. Although they aren't as common as they used to be, articles that, like this one, teach me something I didn't know before are why I continue to come to the A.V. Club.

This statement is scarier than any movie.

I think that was actually more heart-breaking than if she hadn't gotten to be loved and happy at all.

To hell with those two guys. Good on you for not caring what they think.

Hi.

So, Predator again?

America should be a safe-space for easily triggered snowflakes like Donald Trump.

I must confess that I have not yet seen that. I'll definitely put it on my to-see list.