I've always thought of Rear Window as a romantic comedy with a murder subplot.

I don't know about you, but I can't think of anything more romantic than Sean Connery in a diaper.

There are so many great romantic movies, including all the ones listed here, that I couldn't pick just one, so:

Congratulations on choosing to ignore the girl who ghosted you. It may hurt now, but I'm sure that not getting too hung up on her will make you happier in the long term.

YES!!!!!

As someone with no date for today, I was wondering: would the A.V. Club Comment Section would be my valentine?

Build a wall around the Republicans and make Trump pay for it!

"Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a lighter incarnation, but it's certainly no less valid and true to the character's roots than the tortured avenger crying out for mommy and daddy."
- Direct quote from Batman: The Brave and The Bold cartoon Episode:…

My answer is Orson Welles. Admittedly, this is kind of cheating, given that fragments of a memoir by him were found in 2015, but, as it is both unfinished and unpublished, I think you'll allow it.
Just an account of the first 25 years of his life would cover the death of his parents, his adventures as a young man, and…

I don't see a Fuck This Shit Thread, so:
Fuck Betsy DeVos as hard she is going to fuck our school system.
Fuck Mike Pence for casting that vote.
And, last but certainly not least, fuck Cheeto Benito.

Yes, albeit at an Elementary School level.

Nothing says childhood quite like a mermaid horror musical.

Does staying home alone and shamefully masturbating count as a horror story?

It's not overly dramatic or shallow at all. Our society places a lot of pressure on people to be in relationships and there is the unspoken assumption that anyone who goes too long without being in one is a loser. Fuck 'em, I say. Wait until you meet someone you like and are comfortable with before you enter a…

Fuck: Santorum (and then stab him after coitus)
Marry: Trump (and then stab him and inherit his money)
Kill: Pence (and then decorate his corpse in rainbow colored clothing)

With full bipartisan support.

I believe Darnielle doesn't want to play it because he feels it (accidentally) promotes a dangerous, obsessive, unhinged kind of love.

I really hope this isn't like last year when most of year's best movies came in the last three months.

The Oscars should air and allow actors to give anti-Trump speeches simply because Trump is obsessed with how people, especially Hollywood elites, view him. If we're lucky, celebrities denouncing Trump with millions of people watching will shame him into reconsidering some of his more odious policies. Besides, in this…

You just know Alt-righters are going to take that first entry as proof that non-Americans are cucks.