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You mean people in other countries don't get off fantasizing about destroying America? My entire worldview has been shattered.

I love that the second guy feels the need to specify which hand he jerks off with and how much semen he has.

Perhaps they should have gotten Mike Birbiglia to write it.

Is this column coming back after nearly two years?

Despite first appearing on Heaven And Hell, only the first one concerns him now.
R.I.P.

1. Gerrymandering.
2. "Hard-liners, despite their nationalities, political arguments and wars, regard and understand the world in very much the same way." Hypocrisy and extremism are twin siblings.
3. Vote and convince everyone you know to vote. Vote, not only in the next presidential election, but in every election you

Riva was, without question, one of the best actresses in movie history. She was able to give so much personality to her character in Hiroshima Mon Amour, while still remaining such an enigma. Not only that, but she was still giving great performances fifty years later, well into her eighties. It's a shame that she

Evil itself is disgusted by Trump.

This was beautifully written and I thank you for the recommendation. It is important to remember that, despite all the bigotry and ignorance in the world, there are still people who are just. It is a reminder that, if these people were willing to risk their lives to rescue Jews from the Nazis, we can all take a stand

I felt that way when Trump managed to win despite actually bragging about sexual assault.

Thank you, that was very informative.

You're Malaysian, right? I've never seen a Malaysian film. Could you tell me a little more about the Malaysian film industry?

What I really admire about Farhadi is the way that he directs actors. They never seem to be acting; it's like we're watching real people in real situations. Especially impressive when you take into account that he has a background in theater, which you usually associate with larger, hammier performances.

Who can?

There's no need for extremism.

People can't just get over their civil rights being dismantled by a fascist who spouts alternative facts and bigotry. Probably voted for Hillary. Sad.

Allow me to confirm that at least one person has jerked it to your goat avatar.

I've decided to celebrate Trump's inauguration with a piece of erotic fiction. I have entitled it AmericaXTrump: A Tale of Love and Ass-Fucking.
For a long time, America thought Donald Trump was kind of ridiculous. Despite Donald's many, many attempts to get America's attention, America mostly ignored him. However,

Trump isn't really like Bane at all. Bane is super strong and a genius; Trump is out of shape and a YUUUGE idiot.

Not a surprise. I believe there is a correlation between ball-size and hand-size.