Well, I was a child at the time, so that's a form of insanity.

As a small child, I wanted to be president. Although I have failed to accomplish that, I don't care and cannot care now that Trump is going to be president.

I've been doing nothing but that since his election; I don't think it's going to stop for at least four more years.

Donnie being bored for a night isn't much, but I'll take what little schadenfreude I can get.

How do you feel about his candy-ass status?

These Joe Biden jokes are a bunch of malarkey.

American anti-intellectualism is the best and most smartest in the world.

By the time Michael Bay is done with them, the Transformers will be too damaged from all the explosions they've had to endure.

Once I finish that time machine we can work on removing him from existence.

Trump's election has probably made this obsolete. It's going to take a lot more than "ingenuity and passion" now that climate change deniers control the government.

It's really a shame. Don't these two self-absorbed idiots deserve each other?

So, you're saying these vampire and werewolf movies bite?

When I saw the phrase "anime bullshit" in this article's title I just knew the first comment was going to be from you.

Whenever you're in a situation like this, ALWAYS choose staying in your room and playing video games.

God bless them.

If something exists there is, or at least can be, a fetish for it. The truly horrifying thing is that there's probably someone out there with a Trump fetish.

Question for my fellow A.V. Clubbers:
I have a recurring fantasy about Trump murdering all the other Republicans, and then rewriting his will to leave all of his money to Planned Parenthood before committing suicide. To be more specific, I fantasize about this as often as I fantasize about someone someday having sex…

I was thinking Nero, but your's works too.

Damn it, Dan! It's Cheeto Benito, not Orange Julius Caesar. Julius Caesar is too cool for Trump.

I fully expect to hear some conservative say, "But, if she had won, Hillary would have paid hookers to piss on Trump's bed!"