It is kind of funny that you hate Trump; with your nose, he would definitely choose you…

May I suggest hiring a sex worker?

You mean you can't imagine anything being worse than Crash (2004)?

I doubt that even the most masochistic of sexual deviants want to be compared to Trump.

The piss allows him to maintain his "soft sensuality."

Here's a letter I'm considering sending Dan.
Dear Dan:
I know an extremely obnoxious, arrogant, sexist, racist and all-around terrible person, who I have recently learned may be into golden showers. I don't want to make fun of anybody for their kink, but this guy so deserves it. Is it wrong for me to make fun of him?
Pee.…

The Wicked Witch of the West running a brothel? Dorothy running over people and wielding a magic gun? Flying monkey shaped drones?
Sign me up.

97$ per hour? That's as unbelievable as Twilight's central romance.

Sex education in the U. S. A. does a pretty poor job teaching things like consent and safe sex. However, with the Republicans, who support abstinence-only education and want to defund Planned Parenthood, and Donald "Grab 'em by the pussy" Trump in charge, I really don't see it getting better.

You must really love him. If someone I was with told me that they not only wanted to watch this, but were willing to pay money for it, I would dump them instantly, even if they were my spouse of fifty years.

Twilight taught me that true love is stalking a much younger woman, emotionally manipulating her, becoming overcome with the need to kill her and drink her blood, inviting her to play baseball with my family, and cutting open her stomach with my teeth. However, watching his reaction as he listened to my testimony, I…

Sorry about your friend.

I've only read The Corrections, but I wouldn't describe Jonathan Franzen as upbeat.

It looks really interesting. Is that your voice speaking?

Fuck Putin, fuck Trump, and fuck Omarosa.

You mean it isn't already?

The people behind these movies seem to genuinely think that people are watching them for the plot and characters. What's better than porn without the porn?

Have you considered getting a job that allows you to have sexual relations with a dog and Hearthstone in front of people Trump's policies will hurt?

Let her know that we are a very open-minded community who will support her.

I would recommend that she talks to them about a news story involving Trans-issues and see how they react. That way she can find out their stance before she comes out.