Not to mention us staunch supporters of good taste.

No you didn't, the media told you to think that (its release coincided with the "jumping the couch" incident").

No, you remember it getting bad reviews, which got you to *think* you were unimpressed with it.

That is the correct ranking.

Mission Impossible 3 is an action classic. I'd go so far as to say it's opening is one of the best in the entire history of film.

Whoever reviewed this series can be safely dismissed as an unabashed idiot.