Yeah… that's about right.

"(Affluent white) boys will be (affluent white) boys."

Hey, fried chicken can be delicious. I'm just saying KFC is in no way an example of that.

"Secret recipe be damned, though; Popeyes is still better."

Well Subway is (or at least was a few years ago) the largest "restaurant" chain in the world, so probably fairly common.

Don't worry, based on that last scene I doubt he has much of a face left.