article didn't even mention The Nice Guys, which I feel will go on to be a cult/sleeper hit. It's brimming with great dialogue, cool action pieces and subversions of common action movie tropes. Everyone's performance is on point. The most Shane Black-iest of the Shane Black movies, but that is not a complaint…

I was about to ask how we've reached a point when article tags can be kickass, but then I read them and holy shit O'Neal's tag game is on point

Great Job, Internet! is leaking

my question then would be, how the hell do you get from Steve to Henry Winkler in the course of just 30 odd years?

It'll be a super obvious Weekend Update joke and then forgotten

surprised it took them this long

BODY OF CHRIST?!

No soup, radio!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR COME AWWWWNNNNN

yeah you're right. They don't seem to even show a love for these characters. As corporate an effort the Marvel movies are, they still do seem to have a core of appreciation and deference for their characters. WB/DC seems to just want to churn out these movies without even considering the unique qualities each…

so basically, Superman is the brooding po-faced one, while the Suicide Squad itself is quippy and sassy.

Dennis Needs To Hide A Body

in an alternate tale, Superman would totally Howard Hughes himself off in his Fortress of Solitude, far away from the germs and bacteria of the world that he can see for miles, while the bottle city of Kandor collectively fears they might become another piss jar.

I remember seeing that Superman meets Julie Schwartz cover as a kid and thinking "…the amount of bugs that are surely on that cake from him flying all over the place…"

in that, the few Americans who are into it, are waaaaay into it and will fiercely defend it after anyone makes the tiniest joke about it.

Sadjak's reaction to it was pretty great too:

that has been the theory that I've been espousing on these very hallowed comments sections for a while now. It is my firm belief the man can't read and has stuff hastily summarized for him by an intern. Which would explain the tone-deaf and simple-minded numbskullery that are his "adaptations".

Zack Snyder is a functional illiterate who doesn't seem to understand anything about the graphic novels he adapts. He has and will continue to miss the point entirely and DC will just keep heaping money on him anyway and just point the finger at "dumb audiences". Fuck em all.

A scene worthy of Norman Rockwell

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