Dear A.V. Club: Delayed popovers result in the same experience as an irritating person waving their hands in front of a magazine while you're trying to read it. Normally, I'd just punch such an irritating person, but since I can't reach you through this monitor (no matter how much I'd like to) I think I'll just stop…

Dear Genuises at the A.V. Club -
You may not want to have delayed popovers on a page containing a bunch of VIDEOS, unless your goal is to lose advertising revenue by pissing off your visitors so bad that they never come back.
Kisses,
U.I. Matters