You were right with your assumption: you are *fascinating.*

I don't own a television. Facebook is for sheeple. SNL hasn't been funny since Bill Murray left. Green Day sold out when it signed with a major. The Simpsons was hilarious for the first three and a half seasons, and it has sucked ever since. Who is this "Kanye" everybody keeps talking about? Never heard of him. I'm on…

Then they shouldn't be covering it. That doesn't make it, by itself, a fireable offense, however. If that were the standard, nobody would be writing anything. It's a trend of this kind of thing that's fireable.