Once again, Dunkleman gets the shaft.

31 and I've hated going to clubs since I was about 24. Am I officially a young grandma?

How does "Modern Family" keep getting nominated. HOW.

This was my favorite book as a kid and I just re-read it. But LBR, I'm probably only seeing this to stare at Chris Pine.

Anyone else catch the guy who played Lou Avery as Debbie's dad? Someone in that casting department is an undercover "Mad Men" fanfic writer.

…that is literally what a contract is.

If they can't get Simon and Paula back, the judging panel should be Steve Van Zandt, Rob Kardashian and the ghost of Whitney Houston.

And the Claymates would like to have a word.

*paula abdul slurring* I mean, it looks beautiful tonight but I'm going to have to pass.

I mean, he gave us the Kardashians and keeps taking American jobs so it's a pretty good argument that he won't be remembered well in history.

STOP THIS MADNESS. Idol should stay in 2009 along with the recession, heavy bangs and competent Presidents. It's useless without Simon & Paula's weird sexual chemistry and good singers.

Chris Carter needs to Lucas out of there and hand the reins over to Gilligan, Morgan and Wong. And there needs to be more Doggett and Skinner, obviously.

"Bayside The Musical" was the funniest thing I've seen in years. I have cautious high hopes for this.

This is totally unnecessary unless we find out that Randy Watson from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Mama" made it big.

Awww man. LJ was my jam back in the day. I was obsessed with ONTD and met some of my now real-life friends on it. There should be a podcast of people reading their old LJ entries out loud and others commenting on them.

Can we not? That show was lightning in a bottle. It was the right place and the right time. Anything now is going to pale in comparison with the original.

Are Bulk and Skull in this? I'm only seeing it if Bulk and Skull are in it.

I really want a sequel to this set in the present where they have to team up and beat Amazon.

Gayle for First Lady!

RIP Ass Dan.