my amoral spec script(s) are more amoral-er than than yours
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Back in 1983, my brother won a surfboard in a Nickelodeon contest which was convenient because we lived in Manhattan. It was a second prize. The first prize was a party in your house with any Nick Star as your guest of honor. My Brother wanted Moose from YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION.
He used the surfboard exactly…