I'm devastated Maclachlan didn't smash that mirror with his face.

Everything would be one big yolk to him.

So….like, what would have happened if Creel, like….you know, had at himself?

That Simmons reveal felt like a swift kick in the German word for nuts.

One thing I've learned: the next time I'm in a life threatening situation (say, floating in the ocean), I'm just going to raise my hand to the sky. Eventually, Nick Fury will just appear and grab me to safety.

When Triplett said "We're Agents of SHIELD", I was half expecting him to point to the bottom left of the screen where the hashtag was and say, "See?"

You and Redscarab are both right; I blame it on it being the morning still.

You gotta love Nick Fury.