They definitely need to add more posters of heartthrobs Don Jr., Eric Trump, and Sean Spicer.

Cosmo and Teen Vogue have done some great reporting on Trump. It's been a really pleasant surprise.

A well-stocked bar should contain nothing but handles of the aforementioned liquors, all bought while on sale at Binny's because it adds up to quite a nice little savings. I used to sometimes buy a box of six on-sale handles at a time while working a particularly depressing marketing job — my secret shame!

Still bummed Married is no more, but at least I'll get a dose of Greer come May with Casual.

#Pray4Trump

I was hoping they'd do a Dawn of the Dead (2004) thing where zombies don't give a shit about animals for whatever reason. I'm fine watching a kid get eaten in front of his mother, but leave the animals alone, you monsters.

Yeah, this is one of very few shows that comes to mind where everything in the pilot clicked. Rick's horse dying aside, the whole first season was incredibly solid from start to finish. (I also loved season two, which most people seem to hate, so I don't know if I should admit that.)

That picture should be Timothy Olyphant's official head-shot and main IMDb photo.

Loved her performance so much and it reminded me of why I fell in love with her so many years ago. Her show at Rosemont Theatre (Chicago) in January 2010 was one of the best concerts I've ever been to. Think I'll be listening to a gaga amount of Gaga this week.

This was a much more solid episode than I expected. I've always been indifferent to her, but Kristen Stewart won me over here. I've always defended her against the sexist comments about her resting bitch face, though. I have it too and don't understand why exactly some assholes feel entitled to say "you'd look…

Same — video I watched, Ethan got in the car and kept ramming him into the wall. In the other fight, it was running away from him in circles and crushing his skull with the chainsaw repeatedly until he went down for good.

The video I watched, Ethan would run in circles away from Jack, then put the chainsaw through his skull, and kept repeating that until he "died." Your way sounds much simpler!

That boss fight was pissing me off, even though I know they were simply doing their job in making it difficult, and that if I was playing it myself I'd never, ever beat it. Just couldn't help but yell at the video "JUST DIE JACK, MY GOD YOU'RE THE WORST ASSHOLE EVER."

I'm continuing to watch a walkthrough of RE7 on YouTube because I'm too much of a pansy to play it myself. (Also, I pretty much stopped playing video games years ago. Bought my brother PS3 and XBox One a little while back because I'm overly generous when employed, but I only have older systems [SNES, PS2, Wii] at my…

After seeing The Ring in high school I had an incredibly hard time doing homework on our Compaq desktop while keeping my back to our Panasonic TV set atop the armoire in the guest bedroom. Now I just get angry at the senseless horse "deaths," and also, Vincent D’Onofrio?! Is Bughuul in this franchise too?!

One of these days I'm going to wake up and not have severe depression and anxiety, incredibly low self-esteem, be single and unemployed*, and have Donald Trump as president, but it looks like February 5, 2017, will not be that day. "Many people tell me @disqus_azdoGxNiOI:disqus is a total loser with fake mental…

Haven't read the comments AV Club commenters far, far wittier than I have left, but at the moment, all I can think is thanks a lot, IMDb. Now I'll never know who Caroline-n-ColeSprouse4Ever thinks Betty from Riverdale looks like.

Still feeling so terribly sorry for Patton, his daughter, and their whole family. My mom's mother and father died before I was born (and in her father's case, when she was merely two-years-old), so I can't fathom their loss.

Snapped marathons always suck me in. It's my guilty pleasure, except I don't feel guilty about it, and so concludes this sentence.

Nice. Getting tickets to the Chicago show despite being incredibly poor.