I'm really, really, really excited to watch a walkthrough of this on YouTube because I'm a pansy.

I like John Larroquette and all, but the reason I clicked on this link was to learn his views on possums and I'm disappointed. Possums are adorable (as long as they're not afraid and hissing), and baby possums are quite possibly the cutest animals ever created. People need to stop listening to the crooked media's…

“Ska-buh!?” (that whole sketch, but particularly that) tied with the return of "I'm Eric" for my favorite bits of the episode. It's such a short, stupid joke, but I really love Moffat in that moment. It's the only time Eric Trump has ever been tolerable.

Chip: "The more that I think about it, it's not the worst thing I can't have kids. I can always adopt."
Mickey: "I would not wish that on any abandoned child in the world."

I think you mean Hidden Fences.

Oh, Trump. Can't you at least try to be less predictable in your trolling? At least it'll make however long you last in office a tiny bit entertaining. We all called this shit in last night's Globes thread. SAD.

Wish he was my brother, 8/10, 'cause he seems like he could get on my nerves. (I'm pretty timid in real life, and online when not drinking.)

Baby, you got a stew going.

Well, thanks! Right back at ya, Bela. That's always nice to hear.

No one saw this coming. No. One.

Chris Pratt made me laugh, so I'm totally OK with that segment. I miss Andy Dwyer & co.

I feel kind of bad for Ryan Reynolds that it didn't win. He seems like a nice guy and put, what, 11 years of his life (and an appearance in a godawful Wolverine movie) into that project? I suppose critical and commercial acclaim, plus nominations and a sequel, may be more than enough, though. And being married to…

I'd be fretting, thinking. "Oh shit, is he OK about the Angie stuff yet…?"

I'll go with 7.4.

Five! I got it to five with Chris Pine!

Matt Damon looked weirdly thrilled to see Brad Pitt.

Only took me 30 years to get here!

I'm going to go way out on a limb here and say La La Land. Is it too late to place bets on this?

I'm aware of this.

You know, I'm realizing the majority of these people I'd never wish for anything sexual to happen with. They just seem awesome and would be cool to have as friends and/or family members, considering most of my family is loaded with Trump supporters.