Wish he was my older brother: Matt Damon, 9/10.

Doesn't everyone? But really, all this talk of boink-age reminds me I need to resume season two of Bloodline.

Mandy Moore looks… dandy gor…geous. Fuck it. Whatever. At this point Donald just seems speechless. Don't be modest, Troy! I'm so proud of you.

Another sighting of the creature known as Gosling.

Ben Affleck walked on stage about the time you started "dropping." Coincidence?

Chris Pine's role in WHAS:FDoC really changed my opinion of Chris Pine. 9/10, would boink, especially if he sang Higher and Higher.

I assume he'll just scour her Wikipedia page for anything he can twist to a negative. "She's been nominated for 409 awards but has only won 157. SAD!"

Beautiful speech, Ms. Streep. Thank you.

His Closer Look segments are all must-watches, imo. I started recording his show during the primaries and think I'll have to keep doing so to remain sane for the next four years.

WTF is Atlantic Rim?

Eh, he's never done anything for me. His longtime friendship with Jenny Lewis probably means he's a pretty cool guy, though.

Oh, no — Seth Meyers is the one with Conway and Schur. Considering how strong Meyer's political commentary has been, I'm looking forward to this because I don't see him or Schur going easy on Trump just because Ms. Kellyanne's backstage.

Michael Schur is on that episode too. It should be… something.

I'm off to learn coding and create a new app.

I can't keep the Emmy's and GG's straight. I just know they and the show deserve to win at least once, and really hope it happens at some point.

…no. Gosling, Chandler, Hamm — they're all boinkable 10s. I just didn't want to be giving out 10s so freely, what with my prestige and all.

Honestly, the only reason I'm not giving all 10s is because I expected someone to say "Not everyone's a 10!" In reality, all the men I mentioned are 10s on the dad or boink meters.

Netflix officially has too many original shows. I'm asking them to halt production on all until I'm caught up on all the acclaimed ones.

Wow, she looks like a Princess Barbie I had as a kid.

Jon Hamm, 8/10, obviously would boink. Hope he pops up on the Good Place at some point and again on Angie Tribeca.