…I feel slightly less embarrassed now for saying "Huh?" and looking up "unproud" immediately after he said it last night.

NOT BILLY

"Just retire, Springsteen. Who even listens to your music anymore? Talk about a has-been. Loser."

Great cold open and Update (minus Fallon/Fey), and the only musical monologue I can recall ever liking. I'm not a fan of musicals either but am going to check out the cast recording of Hamilton now, too.

This didn't look nearly as terrible or cheesy as I thought it'd be. Throw in Elizabeth Banks, Bryan Cranston, and Bill Hader and it might possibly be kind of tolerable. Maybe?

I've been watching the news for the past two hours, and golly, everyone really needs to stop being so hard on Donnie. He was a young 59-year-old boy when this video was filmed. He didn't know right from wrong and was just trying to impress his cool new friend Billy. Eleven years later he sees that what he said was…

I've been reading about the CP5, and my fucking god. We already knew he was a disgusting bigot, misogynist, racist, and xenophobe, so this sexist video is sadly not that shocking. I hope what he's said about those five men doesn't get lost in all his other bullshit.

When it comes to the debate Sunday, is it good or bad [for America/Clinton] that this dropped now? At this point it almost seems like he'll be the "winner" as long as he manages not to whip out his dong and sexually assault Martha Raddatz.

Why resign at this point? Republicans are great at creating their own reality. He's just staying focused on 2020.

BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS YOU GUYS.

I've been recording Meyers all year so I don't miss any of his Closer Looks. He has the best political segments of all the "regular" M-F late night hosts, in my opinion. Sure, he can come off as smug, but he backs up basically every point he makes with things like facts and evidence (so Trump fans definitely wouldn't…

This movie is great and the songs hold up. I was ten* when this came out and thought they were actually '60s hits. Didn't understand why the eponymous tune wasn't on any of my parents "Best of" cassettes or CDs. I just can't bring myself to watch any of those covers, though.

I saw Emily Kinney's show at Schuba's a year and a half ago-ish (I think?) and she was so delightful. I really hope she lands a lasting role on something soon. I just… I really like her, man!

*cocks gun* “Welcome to America” / *smug voiceover* “What is a world without walls”

She will always be Matt Saracen's mom to me, and that is not at all meant to be a bad thing.

Chris is actually dead despite that insanely lame death sequence? "LOL ha ha and also Travis totally could've prevented this."

It quickly made me reconsider my ban on lower lashline makeup. (Zero offense to S.B. — she was gorgeous as always, and I'll end this here before I rant for 1,000 words about mascara, liner, smearing, 'n' smudging.)

I noticed that too and thought it looked at least in part due to less eye makeup. Maybe?

Ken Marino makes all great things even better.

Delete Fear the Walking Dead from your DVR, @teleworm. Doctor's orders or something!