CarolineFramke, one word

Elijah Wood????????

HCSWDTKDTKTLFO, I do remember there was an O at the end.

"(Orphan Black’s Tatiana Maslany)"

"one of Alan Arkin’s best roles to date and I’ll fight you on it"
I can't put up much of a fight against it.

Wait Caroline, you gave an "A". Are you sure your bosses aren't watching?

"Cerebral philosophers are losers! "

Ted, what party does King Joffrey (a.k.a. your "Mini-Me") belong to?

I could barely read the Wikipedia summary of Star Trek V!

TJ Hooker was definitely a Republican!

In other news, Ted Cruz wants to put Khan on a no-fly list!

BTW, Picard is much better than Kirk. When it comes to this statement: "Make it so!"

Kirk is definitely not a Republican, he actually loved women of all colors: white, black, green even!

I suggest you watch the Last Week Tonight "Bud Light" commercial and the outtakes, Wyatt's ad-libs were hilarious.

Ah yes the internet, where all sins are forgotten and forgiven!

"I'm surprised this Salon piece wasn't mentioned in this context"

That and he's way too calm to host a show. Correspondent was the right job for him.

Apparently the Scarlet Letter should be changed to R. Sorry if I offended any Scarlet skinned people with this statement.

What? Two nice people can't get along? What, has the world gone crazy?

Jon is doing anything but phoning it in (regardless of what he jokes on air). As a viewer it may look effortless but that isn't because effort was not put into it.