Actually the Janissaries were boys taken from conquered Christian lands then educated in an Ottoman Islamic culture before becoming the Sultan's elite gaurd.

Just watched the episode. What made it sadder is that his opening bit on how Fox News is praising King Abdullah and Putin is EXACTLY why we need Jon Stewart and the Daily Show.

Frankly everyone working as a correspondant at TDS deserves to host, esp Jordan Kleppner and Jessica Williams

Habba-da habba-da!

Yep he's as Jewish as Optimus Prime!

It's on the Dumont network!

If I'm the Kroll show guy, I'd bribe the "tailor" to make me the "head"

Does that mean Jon Stewart is going to review heroin like Daly reviewed cocaine?

Good news, Eric Bolling's "job" is still secure.

That actually sounds better than Jeff Daniels saying words written by Aaron Sorkin.

I didn't think about that, Robert Carlock could easily run the show since he co-ran 30 Rock.

Let Jon Stewart knock Arby's, Wendy's deserves to be taken down a peg.

The golfer or the Kroll show guy?

Yes the original, we could get special reports by Matt Besser and Ian Roberts (Matt Walsh is killin' it on Veep)

Andrew Daly? Even Tim Daly would've been more current.

Only if Aaron Sorkin is wri….oh crap I can't even type this w/o puking.

Poor Jim!

I'd be happy with either, Amy's time seems less constrained though.

Why? Because that's pretty much every burger at Wendy's!

CC: Hey Jim, remember that John Oliver deal? Well you're fired!
Jim: You can't fire me I work at Wendy's now.
CC: OK, then I'll have some effed up burger with bacon then.