Garak? But he's just a humble tailor.

In the criminal justice system, supernatural offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Super Victims Unit. These are their stories. [BONG BONG

Jar-Jar died for our sins.

Hey, we're all upset that the rumored Young Han Solo movie will rewrite the cannon of *Paradise Snare* with its proto-wookiee cat-people and its four-legged throat-singing hutts.

I choose to believe that, in addition to that list, all of my favorite celebrities had off-screen cameos with no lines.

But only if you have a greater tolerance for misogyny and interminably dreamlike prose than I did. His writing style is fascinating at first and then got repetitive as he plays the same tricks over and over again. I never made it through the third one. YMMV.

No mention of Redwall? It could be Food Network's first venture into scripted television.

I'm confused. Is the dog character dying of cancer or the dog actress?

Padma: "Chefs, your challenge this week is to cook a meal without any ingredients whose names involve rhotic r's. That's right, you have to make a dish Bostonians can pronounce."

I agreed for the first few episodes, and disagreed with both of her wins. But watching her not take shit from Hernan this episode earned her my respect, even if I can't stand her clothes.

Project Runway is my guilty pleasure television, which means I never get to discuss it with anyone. So glad for this review so I can see how other people mock but also enjoy this spectacle. Please don't make this the only review of the season.