He said he's the beer-fearing boss of several arcades now!

It's a pretty simple procedure, actually. They just remove the funny bone.

I don't understand how Deadpool is nominated when it came out this year?

Of course you haven't met anyone who said that - the statement is contradictory. If they really keep quiet about being a vegan or teetotaler, you wouldn't know they were. Just because some people won't shut up about it, doesn't mean there aren't others who keep it to themselves.

"No punching"? Can there be kicking? Shooting? Stabbing?

Maybe the Academy should start releasing a preliminary list of honorees early so they can get public feedback and make any additions before the show.

It doesn't help that South Park actually spoofed 24 once, with Cartman in the Jack Bauer role!

I'll never be able to take this new series seriously. Every time I hear the main character's name, "Eric Carter", I'll just think of "Eric Cartman". What were they thinking?

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I don't think it's fair to judge a movie by its fame or pop culture dominance. A movie should be judged on its own merits.

"Going Clear had a short theatrical run last year, which makes it eligible for this year’s Oscars."