Two things, etc.

So Kanye is producing his Heaven's Gate?

Quick! Make your way over to the nearest Fyre Festival article!

I don't know how everything went so left

I remember when they aired "The Decision" with Lebron James…that might as well have been life imitating satire at that point.

Damn, I would actually invest in MLB TV if they did that. It's a great service but it's completely pointless unless you're living out-of-area.

The 6 p.m. Sportscenter is particularly bad, because most games have yet to begin and it's literally all hype and social media "trash talk" and pregame "analysis" from idiots like Stephen A. Smith.

Can you watch your local team's game while listening to the opposing team's announcers? I remember them discussing doing that a while back…

I feel bad for these writers, but ESPN is pretty unwatchable anymore. Their 6 p.m. Sportscenter is basically a farce.

His Newswire on those new McDonald's uniforms is a candidate for the next Great American Novel.

Sinatra?! That's who you pick to make an example about people buying crap?!?

We call 'em jagoffs around here.

she only drank some “Sprite, Pepsi, and Fiji water,”

I think the rush to post reviews as quickly as possible after an album drops makes reviews kind of pointless. Especially when it comes to a cultural force and critically acclaimed artist like Kendrick.

I could agree with Future Island perhaps…not sure about the other two. Just very different compared to their previous work, but not necessarily disappointing.

It's been a great month for new music. Father John Misty, Future Islands and Kendrick.

Hopefully the album cover will feature Kendrick wearing a bunny costume and handing out colored eggs.

The Nicolas Cage version of The Wicker Man. The only movie theater experience I've ever had where the audience was openly laughing at the movie by the time Cage was running around in a bear suit.

Mediocre by Dylan's standards or in general?

His "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" is one of my favorites. Just one comedic legend listening to another comedic legend about how he got his start in the business at the Copa.