Ah yes, those cool, hip and edgy Oreos!

Nancy Cartwright gave the commencement speech at my university's graduation.

So Daniel Day-Lewis kills Paul Dano with a leg lamp?

Leonard Cohen, though I guess he was always pretty real.

"He worked really hard on it, Grandma."
"So do washing machines."

Is this book any good? I tried reading it a few weeks ago (admittedly during a busy time in my life), but I got about 100 pages in before I gave up.

Because most people who would want to impersonate Elvis are fat and gaudy.

Good lord, are you even allowed to buy alcohol yet?

2012 was a pretty weak year for movies, outside of The Master, which is polarizing as hell, and possibly Django Unchained or something like that.

-1 for missing the chance to call it "bacon bacon."

This is great news.

Just wait until Kellyanne Conway shows up!

We have the real thing, and it is also getting extremely weird.

POWER DRIVE

T.H.U.G. has a great soundtrack overall. Except for the unnecessary KISS concert at the end of the game (though it's still a good level).

I live in a dry town in Pennsylvania. Where I live is definitely not as redneck as you described; it's just a really old but very nice town, filled with rich, snobby people who dislike the rest of the county.

Yeah, that's what I did when I was in Utah. I guess booze is secondary when your landscape is that stunning.

Wow, I just read about that for the first time. Completely insane.

I went to Utah for the first time this past summer. Beautiful state, but their crazy laws indicate that any beer over 4% ABV is classified as liquor. That includes bars, restaurants, etc. You need a liquor license for anything above that.

Hey, they just started allowing us Pennsylvanians to buy six-packs at select gas stations and grocery stores!