He just …happened. "He was the product of my grand vision, that I'm just now mentioning, after the fact."

Mess is the perfect word for it. It wasn't exactly bad, but man was there some stuff going on there.

Are you saying he's a pod person? Oh how I've been waiting for this day. All these torches just sitting here…

NOW will you release my check?

You mean if I go off my meds Natalie Portman will sleep with me? Done and done.

But then he does the "takedown of the deconstruction of the spoof of the lampooning". I'm not sure the world has seen such power to get lost up ones own ass with such speed.

Don't worry Meth, no one would ever confuse you with an actor.

How dare you, sir. James Franco is right over there!

All three of them… perfectly normal…

That and Happy Gilmore means he can take a few more vacations with Drew Barrymore for all I care. Just keep 'em above offensively stupid, that is.

… now there's some timing…

I didn't like the character, but as I sit here and think on it, she fit the show perfectly. They were all stereotypical sit com characters dialed to 11. Any "normal" person who interacted with that family, no matter which member, always seemed to be in a mild state of disbelief at the behaviors of them all. Except…

If only there had been less Patricia Heaton. Or at least have the way she played the character dialed back a bit.

Dang…

Dan vs. Blightown was just fun viewing. Granted I say this as someone who's never played a single Souls game, I imagine a vet would be driven to madness by that episode.

I'd rather go with Extra Credit's "Dan sucks at Dark Souls" videos myself. Great example of a game I would never play, yet somehow enjoy watching for hours on end, apparently.

I hope not, or things could get kinda awkward around here.

Wow, they didn't give 4th edition any time on the shelves, did they?

What do YOU mean, you people?

Write again. Hate it.