AH!

Jokes on you, I don't have any money!

Options 2-4 sound more my speed. The main problem, as with most things in my life, is me. If I could just ever learn to get out of my own way, and stop convincing myself it's failed before I even start whatever it is.

Good man.

Partial? I need to try harder then. Totality must be achieved!

I need a partner. I've found I have just no interest in moving a story forward, and spend all my time on world building. Any one out there need a mythology? Complex history of warring nations? I can do all that, I just don't seem to care what happens in them.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

I just realized this morning that I haven't had an actual vacation in 16 years. I haven't even left town in two or three years. I need to get the hell out of here.

How about "Shadowy Basement", that could be more my speed.

DON"T NAME YOUR TROOPS!

After Bastion, I tried Transistor and… eh? I'm gonna give it another go, but something just doesn't click with me on that one. Keep trying Guild of Dungeoneering and it's …ok… The "rogue-like" elements seem to be a little too heavy for me on this one. Maybe I just need my rogue-likes to be set in space. I dunno…

Odd… When I've run into your types over here they make a HUGE deal if a bar serves their Guinness anything other than room temperature. Once to the point of near violence.

You have no idea the magnitude of happy dace I'm going to do when I can finally leave this soul sucking purgatory.

They're like Hondas. They're reliable, but when they die they DIE.

I know I've said this before, but fuck lonliness. I spend all day in a control room with minimal human contact just to go home and sit in a room with no human contact. I'm tired of having no reason for existence other than to move money from one company to another. I'm tired of being tired.

It's gin in a can! Next you're gonna tell me you drink your Guinness cold.

You live in Englandland and you drink G&T from a CAN!!! I can't even comprehend how many monocles you just shattered…

Usually they won't shut the hell up about it.

Andrew Jackson just laughed and laughed when we did it to him.

Apparently these new Univision contacts pay off in advance.