Any thing off Stoner Witch and I'm happy, really.

Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing

Morphine - Buena

The Melvins - Any track

My assumption was kill. Just a simple slip during an appendectomy and "Oops, perforated bowel!"

They ran out of "L" pieces.

As a Kansan, I find myself using that line far, far too often.

Dirty boy! Dirty, dirty boy!!

Who does this guy think he is, Patton Oswalt?

Let the women raw-dog you?

I have a feeling the "service" at The Rainbow is going to be one helluva night.

Sign of a spineless leader, that is.

As I saw in meme yesterday: I live where it's so cold the air hurts my face. Why do I live where the air hurts my face?

AH, separatist white supremacist Mormons. There's a special breed of cock-cheese right there.

I brought that up to a friend yesterday and got back the near immediate response of "YOU DON"T KNOW WHATS GOING ON, TRY FUCKING READING ABOUT AN ISSUE BEFORE YOU POST ON IT!"

Is it too late to call dibs on "Vinnie Jones" as the type of player I am?

Aye, there's a "holding midfielder" if I've ever seen one.

It's a teeny bit overpowering, but not nearly as bad as other brews who try the same thing.

*head 'splodes*

Victim of our expectations or genuinely lacking?