I did like the switch from Burns to Winchester. He and BJ were probably the only two characters that got better in the later seasons.

EverReady?

I don't get it either. Same thing with stemless Martini glasses (even though I have two that are kinda nifty).

I… I had never noticed that before… Bill Hicks should put something up on Info Wars about it.

My favorite underused line!

I honestly put it to that particular group of people was just awful. She just happened to be a particular brand of awful.

I haven't scrolled too far… but what do you mean Facebook?

It's kinda nice to keep getting this conformation to be honest. I see so much "the guy is automatically wrong" hooey in these kind of deals, I wasn't really sure how folks would react. Nice to know I'm not 100% the asshole I keep getting called.

Good luck with that. But don't invest too much more than you already have in this guy. Get your revenge/his comeuppance and move on to new conquests.

That would explain why the Northern Lights have been wandering a bit south…

YOU don't know something? Am I in the proper dimension? Are you a doppelganger gone wrong?

Why do I get the feeling you've just done something eldritch…

Jesus, I think I'm a little gay now just from reading that.

As a relative to someone who fits the description provided (even down to the petty and not so petty theft), no they do not change any more than they can get out of their own way. It WILL end badly for this kid, and either he doesn't see that yet, or he does and is just leaning into it to try to enjoy the ride before…

"Open sesame" REALLY doesn't go over well either…

Sadly not the only time I've run into that attitude. That just happens to be the only one who I dated.

Here, have an upvote for that opening line.

OK, I have limited experience in this field, but I had something of the opposite happen. I was dating a bi girl years ago, and one day she dropped some "conditions" on me if we were to keep dating. Basically she was to be allowed to sleep with women whenever she wanted, and their husbands/boyfriends if they had one.…

Yer damned right, pal!

The banal pleasantries of a Christmas card are no big deal. As I had someone tell me, all that means is that she's worth about $1 and five minutes of your time. No big whoop.