*adds that to To-Do list*

Just think, I have to sit through that crap every morning.

Neither have I, but I flagged down one of our photographers and he said with writing and editing, hour tops for a 3-5 minute piece. Closer to 30 minutes for the standard 1-2 minute package.

Conflating those two… I… bu…

ABC and NBC's morning shows are 100% dreck. They're honestly worse than things like Entertainment Tonight or Inside Edition when it comes to celebrity worship.

Not as long as you think. Especially with all the archival footage of him that's out there.

If I was listening to the Smiths I'd want to get hit by a bus.

A close runner up would have to be Tori Amos.

They could even make it a Kennedy!

Don't forget lads, he also gave us one of the saddest songs I can think of…

They were waiting for him to start the party.

That right there is my favorite rock and roll quote of all time.

Well… at least he had the decency to wait until everyone had run their maudlin "This is who we lost" lists.

Ya see, the Kaiser he took our word for twenty, so we had to start using Dickety.

Hey, there was that bland Angelina Jolie Oscar-bait mess.

Whichever's more expensive, I imagine.

Again? That would imply he sobered up at least once…

It really was the dirty, gross, malaria infested half of the war.

Cram it Neville!

That wasn't in the last 3 years, can we reboot it? Maybe get that Sam Worthington kid for the John Wayne part.