Exactly how many tons are we talkin' here?

Only for about the first half of the fall.

I hope it's because you keep picturing him dressed like Michael Jackson. Or is that just me?

Maybe they can do Vince Foster in the post credits stinger.

Just so long as it's not the 1937 banquet all over again. They ended up just sealing off the room they let Mussolini use…

I'll get my boot.

Isn't that why we have topical Novocaine? And if not… why the hell do we have topical Novocaine?

How else are we supposed to know it's just for the ladies?

Needs more differentiating titles.

Yay for not being the only one living with stupid liquor laws. Not that they really apply to me anymore, but still, it's the principle of the thing.

Fancy new charcoal based model, specifically for the booze.

Had to put my dog down Saturday morning. Saw it coming for a while now, but it still sucked.

How much is it in Quatloos?

A monkey you say?

Shut up Sting!

It's almost as if they're entire corporations made up of nothing but lawyers.

But… all those times I've shot him in the face…

Exactly!

Exactly.

This is one of those shows where I liked the leads, but the show itself was just bad, and I hope they go on to better things. Like Two Broke Girls, those two also deserve to be in much better things.