Get him!

I KNOW!

That was my favorite bit. Those fights were realistic. Specifically in how quickly they wore down. You get hit with some re-bar, anywhere, and you're gonna move slower. Some dude punches you in the head a half-dozen times, you're gonna stagger a lot and move even slower.

Not at all.

Sometimes.

It cost my coworkers wife half that to have a kid, cesarean style. How does an appendix cost double a kid?

I can't write dialog for shit. Whenever it gets to two characters needing to interact I just sit and stare at the screen, mumbling "fuck" every now and then.

A friend at the time was a former Nebraska player in the early 90's. If I remember correctly, that was the first game he went to watch them play since his playing days.

As someone who works in a minute detail oriented drudgery, that game is awful hard to play sometimes.

Hey… look at it this way… at least it's not KU hanging 76 (I need a bigger font for that) on you again.

Plus that was always my favorite rivalry game. I know FSU v UF is supposed to be the big one, but the Miami game always felt bigger to me. The game against the Gators felt like insults getting thrown back and forth, when the 'Canes came to town, there was actual malice.

Nope. That tosser (did I get that one right?) does not get his own -ism.

They should know full well I can't afford that. They know just how little I make…

Well…. at least they led with enough you know you can skip the rest. That's consideration right there.

Oh, I have an entire library of unplayed games. I've actually thought of making a What Are You Playing This Weekend game out of it. List what I have installed that's untouched, then letting the rabble decide for me.

We had a dog that did that. Complete with something approximating purring.

Apparently the puppy we got as kids ate an entire 1/4oz of weed the night before Christmas.

That might be the most horrifying thing I've ever read. Thank god my ancient doberman has only ever taken a shine to rabbit turds, and double thank god those seem to stay down.

I feel your pain.

GTAV: So far I'm far more impressed with the story and voice work than I thought I would be. At least more impressed than I was by the previous games. There's a scary number of little things about the tweakers they've got dead freakin' on. Of course I'm, from what I've been told, I'm still early in the game. …