I'm sorry but i can debunk each of these:
-I'm pretty sure there was something ridiculously dense in the crates like fucking steel or something but i forgot what they said and i"m pretty sure there were sandbags too? That one was kinda lame actually, they should've both died.
-His parents are shitty. very shitty. that…

I don't understand all the hate with this show except from people who haven't watched it and think these actors suck. It's been consistently funny so far and better than most of the garbage on TV