"The soldiers’ camera, seen several times, is a Paillard Bolex H16, whose finicky mechanism and delicate construction are unsuited for fieldwork. Furthermore, without an external power source, the camera can’t be synchronized with a sound recorder or run for longer than 25 seconds at a time. Pointing out the…

You know what I hate? I hate Top Ramen. What is Ramen anyway? It is just noodles and bullion. Who likes Top Ramen anyway? I'll tell you who liked ramen: Hitler liked Top Ramen. Top Ramen: it is like genocide in a plastic pouch.

I don't which is worse Sublime or hipsters who like to profess the superiority of their own personal aesthetic.