Because then there's enough of whatever they claim is tomato sauce that it actually cooks IN it, and it tastes a lot better.

I still have the meatball spaghetti-o's sometimes, and I'm not ashamed. If you make two cans at once, it's actually pretty damn good. I will not argue that just a single can is not a nightmare, though.

McCann would not put Peggy on Coca-Cola. There's no way. It was promised to Don when he signed on, and were he to come back and say he wants to do a Coke ad, they would let him.

And he's making a movie about a cop, where he is the cop. It's called "I'm A Cop." I don't think he needs any more cops right now.

There is absolutely no way they could ever write Diaz into a place where that's even remotely believable. Peralta and Santiago work because they regularly operate on the same level. Diaz is always above Boyle, in all situations.

I would accept Richard Belzer or Dominic West.

Those are the few times that Stephanie Beatriz gets to be more of herself. Look up an interview with her sometime, her real voice is like 3 octaves higher than Diaz'.

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SHOWTIME, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA.

That scene had perfect comic timing, because he tried to be a badass and was IMMEDIATELY punched in the back of the head like he was Lenny.

Boy, Bruce Jenner jokes just keep getting hackier, huh. And I love Artie, but yeesh the written word doesn't do him many favors.

I don't really have a good reason for it, but I love this guy. I JUST watched the episode of Silicon Valley where he shows up yesterday, and I actually got excited that he was on it! And then he got his big scene with a monkey.

I think her appearing on other shows was a done deal, but this entire second season seems pretty slapdash and solely based on the critical reception. That's in fact why they are changing showrunners: the dude in charge wasn't expecting another season and got another job in the interim.

Britain only has about seven cameras.

I propose that from now on, every Spoiler Space begins with "Yep, they fuck."

And now: a transcript of this week's "On the Next Mad Men."

Between this and his episode of Broad City, they should give an Emmy to Kumail Nanjiani's eyebrows. I mean I wouldn't complain about it going to the rest of him too, but we know who the moneymakers are.

Also the movie is 3 years away, hasn't been written yet, and has SEVEN other movies preceding it. It is incredibly weird to decide the fate of this movie already.

There were some perfect Pete Campbell moments in this episode, which I like to refer to as "Peak Campbell."

Which is funny, because Baraka and Nightwolf have both been cut from this edition.