It turning out said police chief was just too sweet to suspect anyone and turning the job over to me: Five stars.

I've known it was coming back since it was announced, and I keep thinking it was cancelled. That just FEELS right.

I would love a Black Widow movie, but I'd also love for Marvel to keep expanding their universe, not constantly revolving around the same six Avengers they're been focusing on for the last 6 years. Guardians of the Galaxy is the first step into something greatly more expansive and exciting.

I'm okay, thanks.

Well if you wanna continue enjoying Savage without watching Mythbusters, his podcast "Still Untitled: The Adam Savage Project" is a great bite-sized show every week about specific topics ranging from True Detective to visiting Australia to the nature of public speaking. You can find it on Tested.com, and it also…

Yeah, but Dave Grohl seems like a really cool dude and Taylor Hawkins seems like a total doofus.

I didn't watch the preview, just fast forwarded past it. He's really not on as Forrest MacNeil? He's literally wearing the same jacket.

There's a lot of Junior Sean O'Neals on the Newswire rotation now, and Sam Barsanti is the worst of them. I have to always check the byline now and if his name is on it, I know there's going to be a lot of snide shitty dismissiveness and overall empty cynicism.

Kingdom Hearts is AGGRESSIVELY anime, but I have a feeling a lot of the people who were able to get really into it were of a certain age, the 10-14 range where all the themes of it are basically laser-focused right at you. I know I certainly was. Kingdom Heart 2 came out during my 2006 Spring Break, and I basically…

Hopefully Mandvi will come back, he's just "on hiatus" for that HBO series.

Every time I watch a particularly freaky scene of his I have to go look up footage of interviews with Frank Silva where he's super genial and pleasant just to prove to myself that Bob isn't real.

I live in the area, and actually know people working at a competing haunted house, and I've heard it's kind of underperforming. He did a show there, but it was a week before they opened and they sold a third of the tickets they were expecting.

I like what I've seen of this show a lot, but I would still describe my reaction when I realized the pun in the title as "angry".

Tom is also crazy ambitious, but his obsession with glamor and style over all substance is what does him in.

I had never seen Jost until last night. Holy shit, he really is just straight-up doing a Seth Meyers impression. His voice is exactly the same!

The screenwriters of Captain America 3 have openly talked about wanting MODOK to be the villain of the movie, and they're currently trying to figure out a way that isn't completely ridiculous.

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I think the only way they'd get him to do a Hatesong would be if it was about "Going To Georgia".

Breaking Bad only took place over the course of 2 years, and they made a HUGE deal out of his cancer going into remission, what, 6 months into it? On Sons of Anarchy he's had terminal cancer long enough for two children to be conceived, be born, and grow up.

So the sheriff who had terminal cancer at the beginning of the series is STILL alive, huh?