"Where are your pants, Joe-John?"
"I had to take em off, so I could run faster… out of the flames."

There are also episodes where they spend more time talking about Huey Lewis and the News and Billy Joel than they do talking about U2.

It was definitely Club Paradise. I'm 95% sure the woman was either Mary Gross or Robin Duke.

They also buy the enormous bag of pot, and spend most of the rest of their screen time worrying that they'll get in trouble for it.

They did have that one small plot where Lois developed a crush on Sal from listening to him talk to his mother on the phone, but that never really went anywhere, thankfully.

I have to say, if you're going to get some of that sweet sweet Mad Men finale-publicity-buzz, who better to write about than Paul Johansson, a guy whose name I didn't know until I read this article, who played a minor part in one of the last 3 episodes. This guy and his lawyer are clearly delusional and trying to…

Women in movies. A thing like that…

Danny was coaching the Little League team of Rusty, the son of his (ex?) girlfriend, and when they're playing catch in the backyard, discovers that Stephanie is a gifted pitcher who throws a natural curveball. Stephanie becomes the most feared pitcher in the league, but is confronted by a dilemma when her boyfriend…

Tom Bosley will always be David the Gnome.

I always assumed it was part of a picture taken on some Jennings/Beamen joint family outing, and Henry secretly got a hold of the picture and cut out all the non-essential personnel.

Nick is definitely the Balki, and Schmidt is the Cousin Larry Appleton.

In my marathon rewatch of the series in preparation for the new season, I noticed that Pete does, in fact, offer up his apartment to Don for discreet assignations. After they meet with the Heinz Ketchup guy at Pete's apartment, Pete ham-fistedly lets Don know that the apartment is "available to him" should he ever…

Its high time David Schramm returned to the spotlight.

What's this I'm hearing that there's not going to be a big sandwich?

I love that movie, but I saw it in a theater where I was the only one who laughed at any point during the movie.

The episode with Cadbury the butler, one of the all-time great NewsRadio subplots.

Oh, you men.