Anyone get the vibe the Senator was more involved in Hanna's death that it seems. Maybe I've been watching too much True Detective, but a lot of these boys-now-men show signs of early childhood abuse …

Teddy loves her but he can't really believe she loves him. There's always a voice whispering that in the back of his brain.

I love this film so we're on the same team here … that being said, the movie really isn't about their reunion, it's about hope (specifically for Red) and his ability to find it. The essence of hope is it being for something that hasn't been fulfilled. I would have been just fine with ending on the words "I hope …"

Also your advice sucks.

But … but … dialogue, and plot pacing, and acting, and cinematography and … and …

They rendezvoused but ultimately were through with you.

Wow. So Pitbull is rapey, but also struggles with understanding sequential event logic.

I've always felt the movie's world just needs to be internally coherent. If this is a movie that involves heaven or hell or eternal destinies than graft that in to the core of the movie's universe. In Event Horizon hell was "and then what if through the black hole …?!?!?" pre-M. Night Shamamalamalayn unearned twist.

Where we're going we don't NEED satisfying plot catharsis.

Sadly Sambra did not complete the Oregon Trail due to death by canceraids.

So not only did Event Horizon suck, it stole the main conceit. Good to know.

This would have been twice as long if you'd inserted [belches].

Watch out for the Poppins. You're going to get some Poppins.

The Spambot-ering Pt. 2

One of your students is a bitch.

It's not like envy, or even hungry!

Also, that's he's been keeping track.

"MICHAEL!"

Said the guy who just called 50% of the people around him "awful."

I don't know if it's top 10 as a whole … but this scene, geez: