Thank you. Yes. This.

PEOPLE AFRAID OF SPOILERS SHOULDN'T READ ARTICLES WITH HEADLINES INFERRING THE POSSIBILITY OF SPOILERS! BUT IF THEY DO THEY SHOULD PROBABLY THEN READ THE FIRST COUPLE SENTENCES CAREFULLY JUST TO BE SURE. AND THEN IF THEY DON'T DO THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE THE COMMON DECENCY NOT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS SECTION.

It's so bad it retroactively makes the 2nd one worse.

Non-book readers, such as myself, don't care. If you haven't read the books then their adaptation has been pretty consistently awesome.

Spoiler Alert:

His childlike "I'm sorry" after killing Shae was brutal.

Something something red pill blue pill Cialis.

something something spayed and neutered.

"What do we always say is the most important thing?"

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Warning: Oberyn may cause premature hope followed by head-crushing devastation.

First make sure to rewrite the Med-Bay code from "illegal" to "legal" as this will save everyone.

"Here's some money, go write a Star War."

Unfortunately, as a millenial, I was too stupid too understand this both mentally and emotionally. Too bad … you probably made some salient points.

No more drugs for that guy.

1. I know AV Club posts recaps of Hannibal.

Also because of, you know, the socking.

No more drugs for THAT guy.

I don't think Jack isn't listening. He absolutely is, but the evidence keeps pointing away from Hannibal.

What sort of horrifying masochistic monster plays with Yoshi on Rainbow Road? Hate yourself less.